Take this job and shove it

[lemon_fresh]

Oh yeah, I remember hearing about that weeks ago. At a high school??? Well, it won't be long before you're jailed...

I have yet to even make eye contact with a student.

 

[Coqui]

I have yet to even make eye contact with a student.

You should really stop staring at their tits then

 

[lemon_fresh]

You should really stop staring at their tits then

I'm not looking at anything above the ankle. Hopefully I will not develop a foot fetish when all is said and done.

 

[APRIL]

Your wife was fun today, Lemon. Thanks for loaning her out. We just dropped her off at the school.

 

[lemon_fresh]

Your wife was fun today, Lemon. Thanks for loaning her out. We just dropped her off at the school.

Yes, she and the child have arrived home safely, but not very sound, as she cracked her head getting in Scot's van.

I will be waking her hourly to check for concussions.

 

[APRIL]

Yes, she and the child have arrived home safely, but not very sound, as she cracked her head getting in Scot's van.

I will be waking her hourly to check for concussions.

Huh? She did that? Your son did some head cracking at Disney.