Take it off.... Take it aaaaaaaaaaaaalllllll off

[*Fuxx Burger*]

Ok here is a random 2 part question.
There are alot of ladies in this place so this one is kinda directed at you, but I would like the guys input also...

Do you/have you ever stripped for your man? A man? A dog? I'm sure out of all you nasty girls on here, someone must have.
Guys, would you like it if your woman stripped for ya?

Next question, my uh... friend asked me to recomend some good strippin music... So I thought I would ask you folks...

yes, my... uh... friend

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

No, no, no, and hell yes, respectively.

EDIT:
Dammit Fuxx, why do you have to use http://uselessforums.com

 

[Fat Burger]

So yeah, the above answers were from me.

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

No, no, no, and hell yes, respectively.

EDIT:
Dammit Fuxx, why do you have to use http://uselessforums.com

Because I'm cool like that

 

[Bubbles]

I have never done a striptease for anyone, although I have gotten naked in front of guys.....but I don't think that's what you're asking. Anyway, I'm not comfortable enough to do the whole "look at my sexy body while I gyrate to 70's porn music" thing.

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

hahahah well I'm not exactly thinking 70's porn music but anyways....

 

[JaymieT]

my man, yes-random man, no-dog, not yet.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Bow chicka bow-wow!

 

[thrawn]

yes, yes, plead the fifth, i have a stack of bills for the occasion.

 

[thrawn]

waitttttta minute :thrawn:

 

[Bubbles]

waitttttta minute :thrawn:

you stripped for the dog.....admit it.

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

Song suggestions?

 

[Bubbles]

Tears for Fears "Shout"

or

Prince "Raspberry Beret"

I don't know, you'll have to talk to the real girls.

 

[JJ Lady]

Yes, I have done a strip tease. It is fun Portishead and Everything but the girl are good...

 

[Thorn Bird]

"let's get it on" and "sexual healing" -- marvin gaye (a lot of marvin gaye is appropriate, actually)
twisted -- keith sweat
wear a little teacher outfit and dance to "Smoking in the Boys Room" by Motley Crue and "Hot for Teacher" by Van Halen.
i touch myself -- the divinyls
i wanna be your lover, when doves cry, let's go crazy, kiss, theives in the temple, cream, if i was your girlfriend, sexy m.f., get off, soft and wet, -- all by prince (prince is great.)
madonna's got some great ones on the immaculate collection -- like a virgin, la isla bonita, vogue, justify my love, songs on the erotica album...

i'm sure i'll think of some more as the night goes on. you can always turn most any song into a fun song. if you're good, he won't even know there's a song playing.

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

Thanks
I've got a list of songs, but I was just curious to see what others use.

Although I got my horoscope the other day that told me My humps is not a good romantic song

 

[Thorn Bird]

well, let us all know what songs you...er, your FRIEND, like.

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

I told my uh, friend to get her uh, husband, to dance to "PONY" by Genuine...

 

[JJ Lady]

Thanks
I've got a list of songs, but I was just curious to see what others use.

Although I got my horoscope the other day that told me My humps is not a good romantic song

Seruiously. Check out EVerything but the Girl and Portishead

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

I will thanks