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So, I'm browsing the web looking for ideas on what type of coffee table to get with my tax money and I find this...

http://www.geocities.com/mikey_wbt/ugh/dead_wife.html

Some of his friends and relatives, filled with fear, stop visiting Jeff. His true friends respected his decision and continue visiting him. Some even coment that it is a nice piece of furniture
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Apparently he's got his dead wife in a glass case and uses her as a coffee table. :eek:

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elpmis said:
best thread ever.
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"Whats that white stuff on her cheek dude?"

"Oh...I...uh...........spilled creamer down there....yeah"
 
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elpmis said:
"Honey, I want to be buried in a purple shirt, acid wash jeans, and my favorite pair of slips"
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I thought that was odd myself. I wonder if he changes her clothes with the seasons. You know, shorts in the summer, and something festive for the holidays.
 
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CletusJones said:
I thought that was odd myself. I wonder if he changes her clothes with the seasons. You know, shorts in the summer, and something festive for the holidays.
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it's most likely shens, hilarious shens though
 
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ChikkenNoodul said:
"Hey Jeff, we're out of brie out here, ya got any around?"

"Uhhh, sure guys, just uhhh, turn your heads for a minute"
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"yeah the kids used to sit on the coffee table all the time, until I told them that they'll break it and mommy's ghost will be set free and she'll haunt the living hell out of those little shits"
 
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elpmis said:
"yeah the kids used to sit on the coffee table all the time, until I told them that they'll break it and mommy's ghost will be set free and she'll haunt the living hell out of those little shits"
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LOL

definately hilarious shens though. I lolled when I stumbled across it.
 
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this is almost funnier than the idea of having a dead person as a coffee table. I can't believe that my friend thinks this is real.

read from the bottom and :lol: with me
my email said:
-----Original Message-----
From: Kristine
Sent: Friday, March 11, 2005 11:24 AM
To: Josh
Subject: RE: red bull is the devil


i dunno, i think its possible.

-----Original Message-----
From: Josh
Sent: Friday, March 11, 2005 11:22 AM
To: 'Kristine'
Subject: RE: red bull is the devil


I realize that I don't know everything, however it's been proven that
without serious steps being taken that a human body will not last longer
than a week or two.

-----Original Message-----
From: Kristine
Sent: Friday, March 11, 2005 11:20 AM
To: Josh
Subject: RE: red bull is the devil


yes. how do you know its not possible. you dont know everything.

-----Original Message-----
From: Josh
Sent: Friday, March 11, 2005 11:20 AM
To: 'Kristine'
Subject: RE: red bull is the devil


ARE YOU BEING SERIOS?

-----Original Message-----
From: Kristine
Sent: Friday, March 11, 2005 11:17 AM
To: Josh
Subject: RE: red bull is the devil


ya never know.

-----Original Message-----
From: Josh
Sent: Friday, March 11, 2005 11:15 AM
To: 'Kristine'
Subject: RE: red bull is the devil


GTFO, IT CANNOT HAPPEN.

-----Original Message-----
From: Kristine
Sent: Friday, March 11, 2005 11:14 AM
To: Josh
Subject: RE: red bull is the devil


i dunno...

-----Original Message-----
From: Josh
Sent: Friday, March 11, 2005 11:14 AM
To: 'Kristine'
Subject: RE: red bull is the devil


unpossible

-----Original Message-----
From: Kristine
Sent: Friday, March 11, 2005 11:11 AM
To: Josh
Subject: RE: red bull is the devil


it says the glass is made to eliminate decomposition.

-----Original Message-----
From: Josh
Sent: Friday, March 11, 2005 11:09 AM
To: 'Kristine'
Subject: RE: red bull is the devil


Think about it, there's no way you could get a permit to keep a dead human
in your house. Plus, you can see the opening at the one side of the
aquarium. Then, don't forget to take into consideration that even if
embalmed, a human body is only good for about a week.

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/gruesome/lucy.htm

http://www.breakthechain.org/exclusives/deadwife.html


-----Original Message-----
From: Kristine
Sent: Friday, March 11, 2005 11:05 AM
To: Josh
Subject: RE: red bull is the devil


I dont know, the other processor read it somewhere, no online.

-----Original Message-----
From: Josh
Sent: Friday, March 11, 2005 11:04 AM
To: 'Kristine'
Subject: RE: red bull is the devil


it's total shens though. hilarious shens, but shens none-the-less. I've
got the snopes link if you're interested.

-----Original Message-----
From: Kristine
Sent: Friday, March 11, 2005 11:03 AM
To: Josh
Subject: RE: red bull is the devil


omg, thats the most disturbing thing i've ever seen. could you imagine
meeting a nice man, he tells you he's a widower, you go on a few dates, you
think he's really nice yata yata. he brings you to his house, and theres
his fucken dead wife. HOLY FUCK.

-----Original Message-----
From: Josh
Sent: Friday, March 11, 2005 10:57 AM
To: 'Kristine'
Subject: RE: red bull is the devil

so, i'm searching google for coffee tables and I stumble across this:
http://www.geocities.com/mikey_wbt/ugh/dead_wife.html
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