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[dbzeag]

So a friend of mine's birthday is this weekend and to celebrate, his partner wants to host a gangbang for him. By the hotty's request, he is to be blindfolded and tied up and lots of people will take turns on him. Sounds like a dream!

I was going to help set this up and plan the out-of-bedroom activities a little bit to help the host. I was wondering what ideas you guys had.

My invitation to peeps I know that might be interested is as follows:

You are cordially to attend a birthday party gangbang! The birthday boy will be blindfolded and tied up and ready for whatever comes his way! Details to follow if you are interested, but the event will be going on this Friday night (sorry for the late notice). Let me know if you can make the fun! Some drinks will be provided, but bring your own if you like something special.

I was also thinking about bring a bowl of condoms to put at the bedroom door, a pump lube dispenser next to the bed, and outside of the bedroom have a bar set up with towels and such for clean up/recovery/preparation. Maybe some snacks as well.

Anyone have any thoughts? Should I have thank you cards printed? Serious replies only I'm crying over here!

 

[fly]

Man, I wish I was gay sometimes.

 

[Petunia]

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THREAD IN THE HISTORY OF THREADS.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

I'd never do a gangbang.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THREAD IN THE HISTORY OF THREADS.

2005 called and said they want their internet forum one-liners back.

 

[fly]

Maybe some fresh fruit? Simple sugars should help recovery. And besides, FRUIT? The jokes could go on all night.

 

[Petunia]

I'd never do a gangbang.

uhm... arent u gay?

 

[dbzeag]

Man, I wish I was gay sometimes.

so do i


So does Scott

 

[dbzeag]

I'd never do a gangbang.

On the receiving end or giving end?

 

[Petunia]

so do i


So does Scott

i thought they both where...

WTF IS GOING ON HERE

 

[dbzeag]

Should I make a cake and he can blow it out with the farts coming out of his cummy santorum ass?

 

[dbzeag]

Maybe some fresh fruit? Simple sugars should help recovery. And besides, FRUIT? The jokes could go on all night.

Oh maybe fruit tartlets! Excellent idea!

 

[OzSTEEZ]

uhm... arent u gay?

I dunno.. Why do you ask my wife.

 

[Petunia]

Should I make a cake and he can blow it out with the farts coming out of his cummy santorum ass?

*SWOOOON*

omg this sounds like a wicked ASS bash!

 

[OzSTEEZ]

On the receiving end or giving end?

Neither. Gay or not.

 

[dbzeag]

i thought they both where...

WTF IS GOING ON HERE

for the last time, neither "Gay" Scott nor fly are gay. fly has just very similar characteristics of stereotypical homosexuals and Scott is vehemently not homosexual but rather a sensitive person with high levels of style.

 

[Petunia]

I dunno.. Why do you ask my wife.

i totally meant to QUOTE Zac ... not you... i know youre not gay... its so obvious.

 

[dbzeag]

I dunno.. Why do you ask my wife.

that's not always the best answer, just an fyi. Ask most homophobic republican wives.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

i totally meant to QUOTE Zac ... not you... i know youre not gay... its so obvious.

Sausage fingers.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

that's not always the best answer, just an fyi. Ask most homophobic republican wives.

I'm not a homophobic republican.