Superman lives in Germany

[Atan Nolme]

Rotund man's obesity stops bullet

A 280 lb mugging victim's life was saved in Germany when a bullet fired at him was trapped in his fat.

Rolf Mittelhaus tells the Austrian Times he was attacked by a mugger and heard a loud bang, but he didn't feel any pain because he says he'd "been drinking and didn't really know what was going on."

Mittelhaus didn't know he had been shot until he was examined after reporting the attack to police two days later.

The bullet fell out of his rolls of fat while he was being examined for injuries.

http://www.newswatch50.com/entertai...ntent_id=9db69e15-9b81-484c-9b9f-acb470e357ed

 

[Josh]

Eww. I wonder what other objects that guy has lost in his fat rolls (other than his dick). *shudder*

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I guess thats one for the "pro" column for obesity

 

[tre]

It's nice to know that he showered properly in the days between the event and the exam.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

*starts shotgunning butter*

 

[Sarcasmo]

The bullet fell out of his rolls of fat while he was being examined for injuries.

I could have gone without reading that.

 

[JAXvillain]

did the guy use a slingshot to shoot the bullet?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I could have gone without reading that.

You should see what falls out when they bring April to the zoo for her quarterly hosing off.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

did the guy use a slingshot to shoot the bullet?

Probably a .32

Not a lot of penetration potential, those as well as .25's have been known to be stopped by thick leather jackets.

 

[water]

If it were a 10mm the man would've been reduced to pieces of ragged flesh and ash, regardless of how fat he was.

 

[ZRH]

If it were a 10mm the man would've been reduced to pieces of ragged flesh and ash, regardless of how fat he was.

Some state troopers around here carry glock 21s. So loud.

 

[fly]

So wait, it didn't even penetrate the skin??? How the fuck is that possible????

 

[Atan Nolme]

So wait, it didn't even penetrate the skin??? How the fuck is that possible????

I guessing that he was wearing some sort of leather jacket. With the perp using a .32 or .25 caliber handgun.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I guessing that he was wearing some sort of leather jacket. With the prep using a .32 or .25 caliber handgun.

 

[Atan Nolme]

At least the Soxs won.