Super Nanny wants to watch the finals.

[G-Shock]

http://deadspin.com/5288537/awesome-boyfri...e-game-in-peace

Dilemma: You want to see the big game, but your girlfriend wants you to babysit. You could listen to the game on radio—or you could tie the kids up, leave them in the garage, and hit the bar.

Jonathan Weaver of Las Vegas chose ... poorly. His girlfriend, Amy, had something stupid to do, like "school", but he wanted to watch Game 3 of the NBA Finals on Tuesday. (Actually, his original plan was a minor league baseball game, but the ball and chain vetoed that.) Left with two kids (ages 1 and 2) and desperate for sports action, Weaver tied the kids up in their car seats, bound their hands—so they would touch his tools; safety first!—tied rope around their necks, stuffed cloth in their mouth, and left the young boys in the garage. Then he went down to PT's Pub to watch the game—even though he's under 21 and shouldn't have been allowed in.

Police said Weaver didn't think leaving the children was a big deal "because they have had campouts inside" the garage.

Sure. That makes sense. Did I forget to mention that mom—who was not charged with attempted murder like SuperNanny was—is pregnant with Weaver's kid? Happy Father's Day!

He should have at least let the car run so the kids could have heat.

Wait, what?

Bound up children? Garage campouts? Why so many Roman Polanski posts lately?

Look like he picked the wrong time ....

(puts on shades)

... for a tie game

This is an incredibly disturbing story. What sane person actually wants to watch the NBA Finals?

Well, if the bar isn't checking IDs anyway, why not just bring the kids with you? Not one, but two designated drivers.

if there's a better way to earn your Eagle Scout badge for knot-tying, i don't want to know about it.

I can't stop laughing. I mean the story is awful, but it was a total softball for Deadspinners

 

[ZRH]

she picked a winnar

 

[shawndavid]

she picked a winnar

Yeah, shame on her. This couldn't have been the first red flag.

 

[JAXvillain]

http://deadspin.com/5288537/awesome-boyfri...e-game-in-peace

I can't stop laughing. I mean the story is awful, but it was a total softball for Deadspinners

those are typical genmay responses...you might like it there

 

[VitaMerlini]

lol look at his face!! He even looks irresponsible. She must have been out of her mind!!

 

[Coqui]

lol look at his face!! He even looks irresponsible. She must have been out of her mind!!

You assume she's any better.

 

[VitaMerlini]

I try to think the best of people!!

 

[Coqui]

I try to think the best of people!!

Yes, but this person is dating and was impregnated by the person the thread is about. That says a lot.

 

[VitaMerlini]

Thats true, I guess sometimes bad things do happen to bad people!!

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Thats true, I guess sometimes bad things do happen to stupid people!!

Fixed. Dumb != bad. Just dumb.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

those are typical genmay responses...you might like it there

Except that those responses above at Genmay would be akin to sifting an entire beach for a dozen gold coins.

 

[JAXvillain]

Except that those responses above at Genmay would be akin to sifting an entire beach for a dozen gold coins.

feast or famine imo...depends on the thread

 

[snoogit]

wow, what a goof.
i would have no problems taking a gun, shoving it down his throat and pulling the trigger.
wouldnt even bat a lash.

/adds the Toronto Police Dept. to the list of people not to fuck with.

 

[APRIL]

wow, what a goof.
i would have no problems taking a gun, shoving it down his throat and pulling the trigger.
wouldnt even bat a lash.

I'm surprised you didn't take the Colombian neck tie route.

 

[JAXvillain]

I'm surprised you didn't take the Colombian neck tie route.

too messy and she might chip a nail

 

[APRIL]

too messy and she might chip a nail

Hmmm... good point.

 

[plot]

you guys all act like she's such a winner... dating a 21yo and pregnant with her third kid.

 

[snoogit]

you guys all act like she's such a winner... dating a 21yo and pregnant with her third kid.

KIDS ARE TROPHIES!!!!!!!!!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Was the cloth oily, or clean rags from a bag?

I think that might be a major factor here.

 

[Shalimar]

those are typical genmay responses...you might like it there

disturbing, to say the least.