Sup new bros

[water]

(11:38:37 AM) Kyle @ Work: What word does UF block out?
(11:38:42 AM) Kimie: edit: lulz, it slips through with a chat log
(11:38:46 AM) Kimie: you know that
(11:38:51 AM) Kimie: you just wanted me to type it huh
(11:38:53 AM) Kimie: you suck
(11:39:06 AM) Kyle @ Work: YYYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

[itburnswhenipee]

urkey-tay acon-bay

I just popped in to say

I like it better that way

urkey-tay acon-bay

 

[kiwi]

(11:38:37 AM) Kyle @ Work: What word does UF block out?
(11:38:42 AM) Kimie: edit: lulz, it slips through with a chat log
(11:38:46 AM) Kimie: you know that
(11:38:51 AM) Kimie: you just wanted me to type it huh
(11:38:53 AM) Kimie: you suck
(11:39:06 AM) Kyle @ Work: YYYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

You have NO proof that I actually typed that. You could have easily fabricated the whole thing.

 

[Sarcasmo]

It does acknowledge the n word. And April's last name. Just not turkey bacon.

 

[JAXvillain]

you can type turkey bacon, you just have to put 2 spaces between the words

 

[Sarcasmo]

I like to call it turnkey bacon. Like it's completely ready for me to smear all over my naked body. All I have to do is sign the paperwork.

 

[JAXvillain]

what do I have to do to get you into a broiler full of bacon today? /used car salesmen

 

[kiwi]

I like to call it turnkey bacon. Like it's completely ready for me to smear all over my naked body. All I have to do is sign the paperwork.

That's SOO not vanilla.

Well, actually, since you are using turkey bacon maybe it is vanilla.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Tofacon is really fringe stuff.

 

[Spider Monkey]

This conversation got really weird today. lolz

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Tofacon is really fringe stuff.

I saw some fauxfufacon once
man that shit was hardcore

 

[Thorn Bird]

This conversation got really weird today. lolz

GET USED TO IT.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I saw some fauxfufacon once
man that sh*t was hardcore

I think my brain just ruptured.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Was it as mind-blowing as the pygmy-bologna?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Was it as mind-blowing as the pygmy-bologna?

almost as insane as the self-healing pork sword

 

[JAXvillain]

This conversation got really weird today. lolz

the majority of us here REALLY like bacon

 

[Syrup Beaver]

almost as insane as the self-healing pork sword

Whoah.

My buddy Phil had one of those.

Hopped the counter at the grocery store and stuck it in a commercial slicer as a prank.

Stuck all them slices back on afterwards and it stayed.

Amazing.

 

[kiwi]

the majority of us here REALLY like bacon

I can't figure out why we haven't run the heathens that don't like it off the board yet.

If we were meant to eat tur key bacon, it would be made from pigs.

"Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal. "

 

[fly]

the majority of us here REALLY like bacon

Which is why we're all fat. See the massive bacon thread...

 

[JAXvillain]

speaking of which I wonder how BBL is doing