Sunshine Skyway

I just think its funny when people talk about how many "hoes" they can "pull". Insecurities are funny, I laugh at my own quite often.

no insecurites here, i have so many ladies, when im with my girl friend i feel like im cheating on them! lol
 
speaking of such, ive only gone for quality.

ive never banged an ugly chick, fat chick, or a slut.

at least not that i can recall. im just very fortunate to be quite charming, ruggedly handsome, and have wonderfull teeth. toss in scrubs and bam!

(wow, im such a douche! lol)
 
Its these comments that I dont understand. EVERYONE, unless godly unpopular or by choice put up some serious numbers back in the day, lol. That is the point of High School and College, the only point :fly:

naw son.. first of all EVERYONE didn't get a lotta action..

secondly.. well, shit.. sticking by my original statement..


#'s.. give me some #'s.. a round figure BEERmeister.. how many partners?
 
naw son.. first of all EVERYONE didn't get a lotta action..

secondly.. well, shit.. sticking by my original statement..


#'s.. give me some #'s.. a round figure BEERmeister.. how many partners?

I've only ever slept with one person and I'm quite proud of that.
 
well la di fucking da.. "i only bang hot chicks".. puhlease..





edit:

i just typed a buncha shyte but erased it.. i'ma have to keep it to myself.. someone might get mad and email it to my lovely wife..




but I'd show you all of em.. it is what it is.. but it would take you several hours, american idol style, to meet them all.. :D (i'm chuckling imagining that process)