Sucking in their sixties

[Penis Envy]

someday..

SOMEDAY i will own one..

 

[thrawn]

someday..

SOMEDAY i will own one..

woman or cat?

 

[itburnswhenipee]

That would be an impractically large pet, I think.

 

[thrawn]

That would be an impractically large pet, I think.

thats why i'm not married anymore

 

[Penis Envy]

woman or cat?

women are easy enough to come by. I'm speaking of the cat.

 

[Coqui]

That would be an impractically large pet, I think.

What's scarier?

A pit bull or the liger?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

That would be an impractically large pet, I think.

The family-room sized litterbox for someone living in a colder region, would probably be a small inconvenience to be sure.

But I'd love to be able to walk one o' them suckers down Newbury St. in Boston; "Simba! Eat the hippie!"

 

[BadMojo]

so what happens if i know someone NOW who is a cranky old bastard...what in the world will they be at 60??

:oook:

I know someone like that too. It scares me to think about it.

 

[bast_imret]

SHE STOLE MY LIGER!!

 

[b_sinning]

Liger get huge. Crazy large.

Why do they always make mutant scary animals? Make a huge kola bear or something cuddly.

 

[bast_imret]

Koala bears need to be straight doped up on a constant diet of eucaliptus leaves or those bitches get really fucking mean.

 

[b_sinning]

Koala bears need to be straight doped up on a constant diet of eucaliptus leaves or those bitches get really fucking mean.

I'd be willing to smoke a few eucaliptus leaves with my giant Koala.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I'd be willing to smoke a few eucaliptus leaves with my giant Koala.

Cross one with a grizzly

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I'd like to cross a moose with a Key deer so's I could have a golden retreiver sized moose

 

[b_sinning]

I'd like to cross a moose with a Key deer so's I could have a golden retreiver sized moose

Step in one of those poops in your yard and you will know the true meaning of in deep doo doo.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I'd like to cross a moose with a Key deer so's I could have a golden retreiver sized moose

Just remember that song by NightRanger : "Moose and Deer dna just wont splice".

 

[b_sinning]

Just remember that song by NightRanger : "Moose and Deer dna just wont splice".

Better Lryrics than

Sister Christian
Oh the time has come
And you know that you're the only one
To say O.K.
But you're motoring
You're motoring

 

[Thorn Bird]

Better Lryrics than

Sister Christian
Oh the time has come
And you know that you're the only one
To say O.K.
But you're motoring
You're motoring

bwahahahaha...wait...i love that song.