I have a funny quote but Im not sure it will translate too well through a keyboard...
One of the doctors came in today to ask my co-worker if he could get a recording of her voice for some national presentation or something so asked her to read from a script.
She said:
'You shouldn't, my PRO-NOUN-cia-tion isn't very good'
The joke being she said PRONOUNciation instead of PRONUNciation (read phonetically).
The doctor turned round slowly to look at me and I said 'I think you've said all you need to say ______'