Stripper Pole Physics

get some scotch-brite and work your magic on it. seriously, a piece of scotch-brite will shine that pole right up. no rubbing compounds, no liquids, just a swift hand. if you scored it too badly with the 120 and 400, i'll tell you how to fix that.

let me know how it looks after you try the pad.

Alternatively, toothpaste (not the gel kind) and a wet cloth will make that into a mirror shine.

(Dad used that to polish model cars once the 5,000 grit sandpaper became too abrasive)

Jeweler's rouge would work too, but it's fairly expensive.
 
I'd like to hook a stripper pole to a fast quiet motor that could be triggered be remote. Just let them start swinging around and then turn that thing on and see how far you could fling a Ho.
 
I'd like to hook a stripper pole to a fast quiet motor that could be triggered be remote. Just let them start swinging around and then turn that thing on and see how far you could fling a Ho.

See, and I imagined the motor simply providing a nice vibrating motion.