Story-time with happily neverafter!

happily neverafter said:
yeah and I can't even get a buzz on after a pint and 1/2 of Guinness, and 2 scotch and waters - I harldy qualify as an alki.
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I'll help you make up for it, if you and Jim Beam cannot defeat sobriety then nobody can.
 
Drool-Boy said:
I have a guinness shrine in my home:drool:
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If I get some free time I'll send some your way. Straight from St. James's Gate in Dublin itself. I looked into shipping on it before and it was a killer, but I'll see what I can do.
 
Drool-Boy said:
Shes gonna find him passed out with his pants around his ankles in a pile of his own poo in the dumpster enclosure at jack in the box one of these days
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nga pls. JITB is way too far from the house, it'll be Taca Cabana or something
 
Drool-Boy said:
Shes gonna find him passed out with his pants around his ankles in a pile of his own poo in the dumpster enclosure at jack in the box one of these days
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Doesn't him passing out in the closet qualify it as a "Jack in the Box" :confused:
 
Galen said:
If I get some free time I'll send some your way. Straight from St. James's Gate in Dublin itself. I looked into shipping on it before and it was a killer, but I'll see what I can do.
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Whatever you do dont declare it as alcohol.

*has experiance with this*
 
FlamingGlory said:
Whatever you do dont declare it as alcohol.

*has experiance with this*
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I know what you mean, almost had a run in with Canadian Immigration with this once before and since they already really, really don't like me. I think it would have been a bad idea to refuse to pay.
 
Galen said:
If I get some free time I'll send some your way. Straight from St. James's Gate in Dublin itself. I looked into shipping on it before and it was a killer, but I'll see what I can do.
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I was in the UK not long ago and thats about all I drank
 
Drool-Boy said:
I was in the UK not long ago and thats about all I drank
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I have a friend who works in London. He won't drink Guinness until he gets back here on his holidays. He say's it very hard to find a good pint anywhere over there.

I wouldn't know, I'm not a drinker myself.
 
ChikkenNoodul said:
:lol:

Use that same joke at his funeral
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you guys are SO off the guest list. :lol:

but I know a couple of people who will be giggling inside and thinking that.
 
jaxxor said:
you guys are SO off the guest list. :lol:

but I know a couple of people who will be giggling inside and thinking that.
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In your honor, we will all sneak behind the casket and take a crap in the hole before they lower you down.
 
theacoustician said:
In your honor, we will all sneak behind the casket and take a crap in the hole before they lower you down.
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well, I'd like to be cremated, or burned on a pyre like Darth Vader.

All I ask is that you not hit on HNE at least til I'm in the ground :tard:
 
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