As most of you know, I just got back from an all-inclusive in Jamaica with April, Shawn, and Brad. It was mildly insane, as you can imagine. The particular story that comes to mind happened late one night after our regular excesses of drinking. We were all chatting with some new people that had just arrived to the resort. I was sitting on a bar stool at the swim-up bar. That's when I noticed Shawn approach out of the corner of my eye. I continued talking to these guys when I felt something on me. I turned to him and said, "Did you just put it on me?"
He had.
He said that he had been trying to cupcake me with pee but his plan was failing. Since the tank was about empty, he decided his only choice was to put his little gumdrop on my leg and pee on it. I was slightly mortified, but couldn't really say much because I didn't want to freak out the nice couple that we were talking to. I laughed, pushed him away, and kept talking. However, I knew I had to get him back.
Through an unfortunate set of consequences, April and I have to use condoms right now. On our last day at the resort, I stealthily placed a used condom all the way into his running shoes. My idea was that he would instantly feel it, go to grab it out with his hands, and I win. I ended up with the bonus plan. We've been back for four days now. He just found it. Since he's a germaphobe, there have been numerous handwashings. None will be enough. I win.
He had.
He said that he had been trying to cupcake me with pee but his plan was failing. Since the tank was about empty, he decided his only choice was to put his little gumdrop on my leg and pee on it. I was slightly mortified, but couldn't really say much because I didn't want to freak out the nice couple that we were talking to. I laughed, pushed him away, and kept talking. However, I knew I had to get him back.
Through an unfortunate set of consequences, April and I have to use condoms right now. On our last day at the resort, I stealthily placed a used condom all the way into his running shoes. My idea was that he would instantly feel it, go to grab it out with his hands, and I win. I ended up with the bonus plan. We've been back for four days now. He just found it. Since he's a germaphobe, there have been numerous handwashings. None will be enough. I win.