WTF Stories from Jamaica...

The fact that I'm still herp free would leave me to believe they must do a pretty damn good job

or I've just been lucky enough not to bag anyone with the clap.

Clap is chlamydia and herp is next to impossible to catch unless they are having a breakout.

:waw:
 
So while in Jamaica, Shawn and Brad generally didn't wake up until at least noon. By this time, housekeeping was done with their rounds, so their room rarely got cleaned. You've seen the pics. Those boys like to eat. These factors combined to form a problem. Toilet paper.

So Shawn was dropping off the boys one morning, only to realize that he was down to the last shreads of TP. His great idea was to grab some Kleenex from the dispenser next to the sink. So he slightly pulls his pants up, stumbles out to the sink and grabs some snot rags. Both of them. Due to other issues, they had gone through a box of Kleenex as well. He sits back down, hoping that two were enough. Sadly, these little snot rags were woefully unprepared for Shawn's poop stunts.

At this point, he has a quandry. There was nothing left to wipe his ass with. Then a light went off in his head. TREAT YOURSELF! He stumbles back out to the sink, turns on the warm water, and wets down a white washcloth. With his warm, wet shit hankie in hand he finishes the job. Proud of himself, he later shows us the brown stained washcloth later. And then throws it at me, but misses. I think April took offense to this because unbeknownst to me, she devised a horrible plan.

Fast forward to our last day on the island. While Shawn and Brad were out doing God knows what, April went to their room. She found Shawn's dirty shit rag in the trash and replaced it with a fresh one. She (with her bare, disgusting hands) folded the rag up, dug into a pair of Shawn's swim trunk deep in his luggage and planted the turd wad, with the hopes that he wouldn't find it before packing and it would marinate in there for the whole trip home. At one point, he grabbed the fake rag out of the trash and started threatening us with it. April leaned over to me and reminded me that there was nothing on it. Hilarity between us ensued.

He did eventually find it during his packing, but it was still an awesome job.

TL;DR April is dusgusting and that's why I love her.

LMFAO!!!

Omggg I sooo wanna go away with you guys!!!

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