there are Nescafe coffee machines that make a damn good cup of coffee. i can never manage to make it taste that good at home though.This is the equivalent of getting caught taking a dump in a public place (parking lot, park, fly's bedroom) and being proud of it instead of embarrassed. Stop behaving like a fucking animal.
true story: a guy my dad used to teach with would get his coffee fix many, many times throughout the day by running into the staff room, putting four teaspoons of instant coffee in a mug while he ran the hot water, filling the mug halfway with hot water, filling it the other half with cream and sugar, and heading back to class.
he eventually had a massive heart attack.