WTF Star Trek poonanners

[Valve1138]

can you contract an std in the holodeck? holoAIDS?

I would think the transporter would filter that out. Unless it's like BorgHIV or something.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

In star trek, klingon aids filters yuo!

 

[fly]

So if I recreate Drool when he was in 2nd grade in the holodeck and fuck him - am I a gay pedo?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

So if I recreate Drool when he was in 2nd grade in the holodeck and fuck him - am I a gay pedo?

no youll just get your ass kicked

 

[Floptical]

So if I recreate Drool when he was in 2nd grade in the holodeck and fuck him - am I a gay pedo?

That would just add to the many other reasons we already have.

 

[plot]

i knew it... fly stands for "fucks little youths"

 

[my little brony]

Hey, if you bang a dude, youre still banging a dude even if its your clone

but is it incest or masturbation?

 

[my little brony]

can you contract an std in the holodeck? holoAIDS?

holodeck can't create certain things. while the food you eat in a holodeck would actually just be replicated, the replicators can't create life forms...then again the teleporter - which is based off the same technology as the replicator - has been known to xerox first officers so technically I guess it would be able to replicate a virus or bacteria

but I imagine you'd have to disable the safety protocols for that to occur

 

[Josh]

What about a virgin (biological being that is) having sex with a non-biological, sentient being like Data, Data's daughter Lal (assuming she had not died), Prof. Moriarty or his wife, that Hyrogen ship full of holographic Alpha Quadrant race beings, The Doctor from STVOY, etc? Would you consider yourself not being a virgin after having sex with them?

 

[fly]

holodeck can't create certain things. while the food you eat in a holodeck would actually just be replicated, the replicators can't create life forms...then again the teleporter - which is based off the same technology as the replicator - has been known to xerox first officers so technically I guess it would be able to replicate a virus or bacteria

but I imagine you'd have to disable the safety protocols for that to occur

The holodeck most certainly can create people.

 

[my little brony]

The holodeck most certainly can create people.

I'm talking about actual organic individuals. holographic versions of people are not people

though like I said in the rest of my post, theoretically it could since it uses replicator technology to create things like food on the holodeck and replicators are based off the same technology as transporters which have a habit of creating duplicates of people all the damn time

 

[ZRH]

transporters which have a habit of creating duplicates of people all the damn time

All the time? I had to look it up but says only twice.

 

[fly]

I'm talking about actual organic individuals. holographic versions of people are not people

though like I said in the rest of my post, theoretically it could since it uses replicator technology to create things like food on the holodeck and replicators are based off the same technology as transporters which have a habit of creating duplicates of people all the damn time

Holograms have escaped. You could certainly fuck them.

 

[my little brony]

All the time? I had to look it up but says only twice.

three if you could the dog

but I'm including the expanded universe whether anyone likes it or not

 

[my little brony]

Holograms have escaped. You could certainly fuck them.

that doesn't make them people in the metaphysical sense

you can fuck a fleshlight, doesn't mean it's a person

 

[ZRH]

that doesn't make them people in the metaphysical sense

you can fuck a fleshlight, doesn't mean it's a person

But if you fuck a fleshlight is it a virgin? -.-

 

[Valve1138]

that doesn't make them people in the metaphysical sense

you can fuck a fleshlight, doesn't mean it's a person

You've tried, haven't you.

 

[my little brony]

You've tried, haven't you.

do or do not


there is no try

 

[plot]

But if you fuck a fleshlight is it a virgin? -.-

depends if you use the vagina, anus, or mouth insert.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Did Amazon steal the design from the kindle from ST?