Thread Stage 5 Clinger v2021

[ZRH]

i just said that to her in jest
anyway she asked me “where do you see yourself in 10 years, what will make you happy “

like some scissors sister interview.
like what does she want to hear? i want 10 million dollars and a mansion in exotic Tampa

just irritates me OR i’m just in one of those moods.
anyways i answered with “sorry i’m not up for these philosophical questions, it’s been a long day (of me working and contributing to society), im just vegging out and watching tv”

“sooooo watcha watchiiiiing” ??

so i just closed the convo and out my phone down and kept watching my show

You sound like a shitty James Bond villan.

10 MILLION dollars.

 

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[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Getting people where they need to go is arguably more beneficial to society than middlemanning some goods.

 

[ZRH]

Getting people where they need to go is arguably more beneficial to society than middlemanning some goods.

God forbid essential means you'd actually have to pay them like they were essential.

You've already seen the panic in about food service. OMG THEY FOUND BETTER JOBS?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Its best you block wil, CEO aint gonna like you talkin to her anyways.

 

[Strings]

Or introduce them to each other. Let them both know there's competition.
Get multiple offers I always say.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

then the DAGGERS will come out

 

[ZRH]

then the DAGGERS will come out

I was about to say "Guys rarely stab each other" then I remembered.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

God forbid essential means you'd actually have to pay them like they were essential.

You've already seen the panic in about food service. OMG THEY FOUND BETTER JOBS?

Nobody wants to work! (this shit job for this shit pay)

 

[Petunia]

Getting people where they need to go is arguably more beneficial to society than middlemanning some goods.

you know what’s more important?
getting people to where they need to go with a valid drivers license and proper and legal insurance

 

[Petunia]

Its best you block wil, CEO aint gonna like you talkin to her anyways.

i think ceo would lose his shit more over a lesbian lover than a male lover

he was always weird about that

 

[Petunia]

Or introduce them to each other. Let them both know there's competition.
Get multiple offers I always say.

i wonder who would win in a fight

 

[kiwi]

i wonder who would win in a fight

When you find out live stream it please.

 

[Petunia]

When you find out live stream it please.

that’s some pay per view shit right there

 

[Peppers]

i wonder who would win in a fight

A jealous angry old man vs a chain smoking lesbian. Dana White should jump on that shit.

 

[Petunia]

A jealous angry old man vs a chain smoking lesbian. Dana White should jump on that shit.

she looks like a little bad ass too. a little tank.
ceo is not a fighter (only with me) he’d hire someone to knock out the Wil Wheaton

but i feel Wil would kick him in the nuts before he could pull out his daggers

 

[ZRH]

i think ceo would lose his shit more over a lesbian lover than a male lover

he was always weird about that

Really? I always told my ex if she could find a woman that could handle her crazy to have at it. (She was absolute trash at talking to women)

 

[Petunia]

Really? I always told my ex if she could find a woman that could handle her crazy to have at it. (She was absolute trash at talking to women)

he was super insecure about me and other girls and i will never understand why.

one time a friend of mine who i had messed around with LONG before i met him showed up at my birthday party at a bar and he lost LOST his shit.
like he ruined the whole night with his rage. all because she was there (with her new BF)

weirdo

 

[ZRH]

he was super insecure about me and other girls and i will never understand why.

one time a friend of mine who i had messed around with LONG before i met him showed up at my birthday party at a bar and he lost LOST his shit.
like he ruined the whole night with his rage. all because she was there (with her new BF)

weirdo

Paige literally lost my car keys "hanging out" with some bitch in our apartment building. Then wouldnt call her the next day to get them back and I ended up having to have a new set made cause I didn't know exactly which apartment it was and she wouldnt tell me.

 

[Petunia]

Paige literally lost my car keys "hanging out" with some bitch in our apartment building. Then wouldnt call her the next day to get them back and I ended up having to have a new set made cause I didn't know exactly which apartment it was and she wouldnt tell me.

holy