I got the day off of work because of the parade and partying downtown.
Instead of enjoying all of that, I started projectile vomiting out of both ends about 2am last night and it's slow down some around 5pm but I may never be able to use the bathroom again considering the amount of meds i took.
Everyone is off tomorrow at work except for me and my bosses and no way in hell would they believe me if I try to explain I got the flu on our biggest drinking holiday of the year. When i get to work tomorrow I'm licking their keyboards and mice.