BigDov's diary entry at the end of the day:
I told my big meanie head boss today that I'd learn something new, but he called me a poo-head and told me to "sit on this and rotate" and stuck his middle finger in the air. Then I went online to see if I was getting in over my head and those meanies told me to "sit on this and rotate" then showed me a picture of a middle finger.
So I decided to try it and now my poo-hole is bleeding.
Diary...never try to learn SQL...it makes your poopy hole hurt.
PS
I saw the cute guy today at work and he smiled at me. heheheheheheheheheheheheh