Spring is coming!!!

[plot]

what the fuck are you saying

we're discussing why the military wears uniforms when not deployed

 

[my little brony]

9 uniforms?
had no idea

there's the three service uniforms (green trousers with either green coat, long sleeve khaki or short sleeve khaki), dress uniforms (blue coat with either medals or ribbons, long sleeve khaki, short sleeve khaki) and the two types of cammies. then there's the sweaters, tanker jacket, all weather coat, various forms of PT gear and the list goes on

there are also cold weather and urban combat versions of the digital cammies but those we never authorized/issued

 

[my little brony]

its so when they train and shit they can focus on yo momma jokes and not be preoccupied with the shitty shirt semp wore that day.

yeah they know i'm not allowed to shop for my own clothes by myself