Ontopic Sports thread

[OzSTEEZ]

Poor cheating Connor. Illegal knees, fence grabbing, glove grabbing, and he still had to tap out. Love it.

I liked how Herb Dean warns Conor about hooking the fence with his toes, then 10 second later Conor does it again in clear view of Dean.

Rules breaking is so rampant in this sport because it's so rare that a fighter gets punished.

 

[Strings]

Another big game tonight, Nukes.
Red Sox @ Yankees for game 3.
That guy from NY is in tomorrow so even if the Sox lose the series they have to win tonight so he isn't a smug bastard tomorrow!
I'll buy him lunch either way because I like him.
That Fucker.

 

[nukes]

Another big game tonight, Nukes.
Red Sox @ Yankees for game 3.
That guy from NY is in tomorrow so even if the Sox lose the series they have to win tonight so he isn't a smug bastard tomorrow!
I'll buy him lunch either way because I like him.
That Fucker.

Let's try and keep in mind that the Yankees only have one World Series win this entire Century so far. Let's try and keep it that way.

 

[Strings]

There ya go @Mustard Dispenser. Astros sweep. They look pretty good.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

man they fuckin crushed em today

 

[Strings]

Here we go. Sox @ Yankees.

 

[Strings]

Good game tonight. Series isn't over though. Yanks had to use a position player at pitcher. Brock Holt hit for the cycle.

 

[Strings]

16 to 1 final.
Sox up 2 games to 1.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

 

[Strings]

Red Sox win!
Heart attack 9th though.
Onto the Astros. They scare me.
A lot.

 

[Strings]

Ok, Nukes.
We're up 2 games to 1 but it's a long way from over. Houston is an outstanding team. Hold your breath. It should be a nail biter the rest of the way.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

oh you mother fuckers are in for it now

 

[Strings]

The only thing that happened, besides winning, is the Sox secured a trip back to Boston. If they should lose one or both of the next two games.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I didnt even get to watch, I was doing boyscout stuff with the boy

 

[Floptical]

I didnt even get to watch, I was doing boyscout stuff with the boy

And by that you mean you two were hiding in the bushes and throwing rocks at the Boy Scouts.

 

[Duke]

And by that you mean you two were hiding in the bushes and throwing rocks at the Boy Scouts.

"No son, not yet. Before you throw rocks and let those little brats know you're here, steal their shit first. THEN throw rocks"

This is how I expect @Mustard Dispenser 's fatherly advice to roll.

 

[Floptical]

"No son, not yet. Before you throw rocks and let those little brats know you're here, steal their shit first. THEN throw rocks"

This is how I expect @Mustard Dispenser 's fatherly advice to roll.

“Choke ‘em with their own fucking neckerchiefs”

 

[Strings]

It was tight till the 8th.
The game not the scouts.

 

[Floptical]

It was tight till the 8th.
The game not the scouts.

 

[Strings]

Oh oh.



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