Ontopic Sports thread

@Maureen you no longer want to fuck a murderer. A judge just threw out Aaron Hernandez murder conviction because he committed suicide. Basically if you trying for an appeal and you kill yourself before your appeal is denied a judge will have to overturn your conviction.

Hernandez was smart for being a cold blooded killer. Now the patriots have to pay his baby mama his contract.
 
@Maureen you no longer want to fuck a murderer. A judge just threw out Aaron Hernandez murder conviction because he committed suicide. Basically if you trying for an appeal and you kill yourself before your appeal is denied a judge will have to overturn your conviction.

Hernandez was smart for being a cold blooded killer. Now the patriots have to pay his baby mama his contract.

So are you saying I should try to bang his baby mother instead ?
 
Being @APRIL's scissors sister is PRICELESS
It's like the adult scissors with the little kid scissors.

Ugh, that doesn't play out well.. I'm trying to make a joke on your size compared to mine.

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@Maureen you no longer want to fuck a murderer. A judge just threw out Aaron Hernandez murder conviction because he committed suicide. Basically if you trying for an appeal and you kill yourself before your appeal is denied a judge will have to overturn your conviction.

Hernandez was smart for being a cold blooded killer. Now the patriots have to pay his baby mama his contract.

No they don't.

Get an education. They have clauses that let them out of this written into the contract.