So my Amazon Prime membership has lapsed. The last couple of years, I've asked if people want to sign on with my account. The cost of an Amazon Prime subscription is $99 this year. I have two slots that I'll charge $17 for. This will grant you free two day shipping, $3.99/item overnight shipping, and a blowjob from @APRIL. I end up paying $31 since it also give me access to Prime Video.