Sperm facialz, yay or nay?

[Applesauce]

I lol'ed.

I mean, I don't think I'd be thrilled with having another woman's snail trail smattered onto my husband's face.

Might eff up his pH levels or something.

 

[Sarcasmo]

True story. I've never had a cumwash before Liam.


lolz

The lolz at the end really adds to the levity of this claim.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

The lolz at the end really adds to the levity of this claim.

If you knew her ex husband, you'd know why.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

So this is, what, like a controlled bukakke?

 

[Applesauce]

The lolz at the end really adds to the levity of this claim.

I lol'ed at myself. I do that a lot. And no, I swear! Never had it.

 

[Sarcasmo]

If you knew her ex husband, you'd know why.

Oh, alright.

Adding lol to something usually creates lots of credibility issues.

"The cabbage smell isn't me. lol"

 

[APRIL]

Why on earth would I want another man's sperm on my wife's face?

Really now, come on...

Of course not; your reaction just screamed out like it would happen and you had to put the kabash on it.


...but then it's the Internet, who really knows anything.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Oh, alright.

Adding lol to something usually creates lots of credibility issues.

"The cabbage smell isn't me. lol"

She's lol'ing because of how naughty she is for engaging in sexual talk. That's so taboo for her kind.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

your reaction just screamed out like it would happen and you had to put the kabash on it.

Translation?

EDIT: Nice edit.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Hmm, what's her kind? I'm assuming she isn't a right wing religious nut or you wouldn't have married her. Plus she likes slutty costumes and facials.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Imaginations are a motherfucker.

 

[Applesauce]

She's lol'ing because of how naughty she is for engaging in sexual talk. That's so taboo for her kind.

lol....waht? lol. I lol'ed @ "cumwash!"

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Hmm, what's her kind? I'm assuming she isn't a right wing religious nut or you wouldn't have married her. Plus she likes slutty costumes and facials.

right wing no. religious yes.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

lol....waht? lol. I lol'ed @ "cumwash!"

lol

 

[Applesauce]

Hmm, what's her kind? I'm assuming she isn't a right wing religious nut or you wouldn't have married her. Plus she likes slutty costumes and facials.

I do like slutty costumes. He knows this. And masks. But, we have yet to create a collection.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Oh to be a fly on the wall and Juli and Liam's house. Frogs, acrobatics, Jesus, Catwoman, arcing ropes of jism...

 

[Applesauce]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Oh to be a fly on the wall and Juli and Liam's house. Frogs, acrobatics, Jesus, Catwoman, arcing ropes of jism...

and pink fuzzy handcuffs.

 

[APRIL]

...and koalas?

 

[Jonny_B]

...and koalas?