Sperm facialz, yay or nay?

[Applesauce]

So, there is this spa treatment called "Spermine" which is cum mixed with Chamomile tea or something. "Cum-o-mile."

This guys tries it. Would you??! Like jizz from a foreign set of balls??

http://www.martybeckerman.com/spermboarded

 

[Sarcasmo]

Yet more proof of intelligent design.

 

[dbzeag]

I prefer a sperm facial, sure. I mean who wouldn't?

 

[water]

I tried to help with kiwi's complexion last night and she wouldn't go for it.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

WTF. You are never going to get that, ever!

 

[G-Shock]

I do these for 1/2 price. Call me

 

[G-Shock]

Oh and...



“It’s made by a biotechnology company called Bioforskning, and it’s artificial—99 percent identical to the real thing—but there’s nothing human about it.”

 

[Sarcasmo]

Bioforskning sounds Norwegian, which means it's probably cod semen.

 

[fly]

WTF. You are never going to get that, ever!

You think she's never had another man's sperm on her face?

 

[Spider Monkey]

I tried to help with kiwi's complexion last night and she wouldn't go for it.

 

[Applesauce]

I tried to help with kiwi's complexion last night and she wouldn't go for it.

OMG, this must be the universal arguement with men and women! Liam thinks he can take 30 years off my face with his load.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

You think she's never had another man's sperm on her face?

Other than mine, no.

 

[Applesauce]

True story. I've never had a cumwash before Liam.


lolz

 

[Jonny_B]

bio foreskinning? i don't even want to know what their core business used to be.

 

[APRIL]

WTF. You are never going to get that, ever!

Whoa, jealousy police are here!

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Whoa, jealousy police are here!

Why on earth would I want another man's sperm on my wife's face?

Really now, come on...

 

[JAXvillain]

Why on earth would I want another man's sperm on my wife's face?

Really now, come on...

...your wife's face?

 

[OzSTEEZ]

...your wife's face?

 

[Sarcasmo]

He finished your "come on..." statement.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

He finished your "come on..." statement.

oh..