GAY Sperm Bank Invites

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Sep 30, 2004
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So I read about this bank on lifehacker a while back. There is a waiting list/invite only situation going on right now. I finally got in and have 10 invites that i can hand out. If you want one, PM me your e-mail address.

https://www.simple.com/

I like their style, but. 01% savings interest? Hm...

Gosh I just realized I have bank accounts with five different banks already. LOL
 

water

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Oct 29, 2004
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Yeah...as "hip" as I am I'm not going to start banking with someone just because they become a lifehacker meme.
 

CletusJones

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Also, I don't see any draw to this over the bank I currently use. I have the same kind of spend analysis tools and all that. Plus I can deposit cash, which happens quite often.

For someone who doesn't need access to a physical bank branch this seems like a decent idea. I can't believe they'd launch without the ability to open a joint acct though. Seems like a glaring oversight.
 

Dharma1521

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Also, I don't see any draw to this over the bank I currently use. I have the same kind of spend analysis tools and all that. Plus I can deposit cash, which happens quite often.

For someone who doesn't need access to a physical bank branch this seems like a decent idea. I can't believe they'd launch without the ability to open a joint acct though. Seems like a glaring oversight.

Yeah the negative reviews I've seen have been regarding physical deposits and joint accounts.