sooo... we all know detman's wife is preggo right?

[*Fuxx Burger*]

Who is this kid?

 

[fly]

Wait, you're the bone closet mod?

that reminds me, I thought you got your account deleted over thurr zengirl.

 

[Desslock]

HAHA marriage sucks.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

HAHA marriage sucks.

Nah
but getting married cuz you think you have to does

 

[fly]

Nah
but getting married cuz you think you have to does

awww

drool loves his wife. awww

 

[Desslock]

Nah
but getting married cuz you think you have to does

qft
I just love when people get married for stupid reasons and think everything will be a fairytale.

 

[Desslock]

awww

drool loves his wife. awww

So do I.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

awww

drool loves his wife. awww

Shush, I dont want her to think I actually like her or anything

 

[fly]

Shush, I dont want her to think I actually like her or anything

okay, ill be sure not to say anything to her when i meets her.

 

[thrawn]

Nah
but getting married cuz you think you have to does

i can attest to that

 

[fly]

So do I.

you love his wife too?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

okay, ill be sure not to say anything to her when i meets her.

Yes, be sure to help Drool keep up the appearance of being a neanderthal who merely grunts for communicating the need for beer, food, and boobs.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

"Why she wanted to have a damned kid I'll never know"


enter detmans bitch with an ept:

yoyoy bitch, i'm preggers

oh my dear, how ever did that happen? was i in the room?

shut the fuck up and get me a pickle then mop the kitchen floor

may i have fifty cents to buy chocolate milk for lunch tomorrow?

Even though we warned him, I still feel bad for the guy

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Yes, be sure to help Drool keep up the appearance of being a neanderthal who merely grunts for communicating the need for beer, food, and boobs.

One grunt for beer
Two for food
Three for boobs

 

[APRIL]

One grunt for beer
Two for food
Three for boobs

grunt grunt

 

[b_sinning]

Pregancy is a big strain on a marriage. My wife doesn't know that's one huge reason why I don't want another kid.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

grunt grunt

grunt
grunt
grunt

 

[Desslock]

Pregancy is a big strain on a marriage. My wife doesn't know that's one huge reason why I don't want another kid.

I've been married for 12 years and we still don't have any kids. At this point we may never have any.

 

[APRIL]

grunt
grunt
grunt

grunt

fart

 

[APRIL]

Pregancy is a big strain on a marriage. My wife doesn't know that's one huge reason why I don't want another kid.

You don't want kids because you love her too much.