Sometimes, just reading things makes me feel stupid

[Syrup Beaver]

Noooo!!! you'll kill a butterfly!

Good! Them things are always looting my place man.

 

[Thorn Bird]

So a buddy and I hit happy hour not long ago and this girl is checking him out every two seconds. He's a big guy and this girl isn't particularly attractive, but I don't say anything because he takes what he can get. Eventually she finds herself sitting at our table, where I discover that she has one of the most annoying habits on the face of the earth. Whenever I or my friend make a joke about something she responds with "It's whatever" and shrugs.

Her: "What do you guys do for a living?"
Buddy: "We co-produce softcore porn films for Showtime. It's a living."
Her: "It's whatever." *shrug*

Me: "That chick over there is wearing a teddy. Seriously. That's a fucking teddy. I know teddies."
Her: "It's whatever." *shrug*

So anyway, that reminded me of this.

Duke: "It's transitory."
Her: "It's whatever." *shrug*


I'm gonna go stab myself in the face.

i feel bad for going when i guess she could have tourette's. or silicone poisoning, but maybe the tic.


how did you not bust out laughing every time she said that? it'd drive me so crazy i'd have to either flip a table over or laugh!

 

[Sarcasmo]

The 2nd time she did it I cocked an eyebrow and looked at my friend. The third time I got "complex math" face and leaned forward like I was missing a joke or something. By the 4th time I realized I was unfortunate enough to be witnessing a bonafide biological mistake.

 

[Thorn Bird]

 

[Dharma1521]

Maybe she's nervous you asshat.

 

[ZRH]

Girls dont get nervous dur.

 

[Thorn Bird]

she sure wasn't nervous enough to be tongue-tied, much to sarcasmo's chagrin.