Hey, guys and dolls! For those of you who were at the Tampa dinner meet, my gargantuan roommate, Josh, has landed a role in some independant film. He's in the land of the mouse shooting this weekend. The description for the role was "Big Funny Guy." ...go figure. When he comes back, I get the name of the flick and stab him repeatedly with sharp objects until he joins the forum.
Something to keep an eye out for..
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at the tampa meat, she brought this funny dude named josh. he'd fit in here, but cant even remember if he has an email address...FlamingGlory said:
FlamingGlory said:
Disneyland, you boob. Sheesh.
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Incidentally, he-- the Josh person I mean-- does seem like exactly the kind of person we like here. It's too bad he's not signed up for an account yet.
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
This reminds me of a story.
It seems there was a small girl who was wandering around on someone else's property without a permit. During her journey she came across a quaint farmhouse and, being immature and foolish, decided she would investigate it somewhat. She approached the house and found the garage to be empty, and when she knocked on the door no one answered, but the door was unlocked, so she entered the house and found no one to be home. When she went into the living room (which was richly furnaced) she found 3 chairs of different sizes, a nice couch, and some kind of strange leather-bound "swinging" apparatus, the purpose of which she did not quite understand. Being tired from her travels she decided to sit down and relax, so she tried the first chair next to her, which was too big for her taste, the next chair over was closer to her size, but still was a bit too large, the last one however was too her liking, so she sat down and watched a few re-runs of General Hospital. After a while she got hungry, so she decided to help herself to the kitchen. Upon entering the kitchen she found 3 different sized bowls, already on the table, of good nutritionally fortified rice porridge. The first bowl of porridge she found to be too hot, so she threw it out the window, the second was for some reason too cold (most likely improper microwave cooking), which she also threw out, the third bowl was the correct temperature, but after eaching a few bites she realized that porridge is horrible tasting stuff, and threw it out as well. After this endeavor the young girl felt suddenly tired, and thought it a good idea to have a nap, so she retired upstairs and found three different bedrooms. The first two rooms had large, but uncomfortable beds, due to the owners no longer caring for eachother romantically and sleeping seperately. The third room obviously belonged to a horny teenager, because the bed was very comfortable due to the several hundred issues of Playboy and condom wrappers stuffed into the mattress. The young girl laid down in the bed and went to sleep, but after a few minutes she heard a large, gas guzzling, American car come tearing up the driveway. Instinctively and stupidly she covered her head under the blankets instead of bolting from the scene, and soon heard the commotion of multiple persons quite upset downstairs about the state of dissaray. She became quite alarmed when she heard "Let's go upstairs and kill whoever did this!" and then the familiar sound of large bodies tromping up the stairs. After obviously searching the other two rooms the door to the room the girl was in burst open and standing there (oddly enough upright standing) were three very big and angry Kodiak Bears. The girl, quite confused by the appearance of the large animals standing upright and talking, we too stunned and foolish to flee, and was soon torn to pieces by the angry Ursine family in a bloody and vicious scene to grizzly (HA HA!...pun) to detail with such a sick audience as you fellows.
Fin.
(this was posted by KNYTE using Kiwi's account for some reason)
It seems there was a small girl who was wandering around on someone else's property without a permit. During her journey she came across a quaint farmhouse and, being immature and foolish, decided she would investigate it somewhat. She approached the house and found the garage to be empty, and when she knocked on the door no one answered, but the door was unlocked, so she entered the house and found no one to be home. When she went into the living room (which was richly furnaced) she found 3 chairs of different sizes, a nice couch, and some kind of strange leather-bound "swinging" apparatus, the purpose of which she did not quite understand. Being tired from her travels she decided to sit down and relax, so she tried the first chair next to her, which was too big for her taste, the next chair over was closer to her size, but still was a bit too large, the last one however was too her liking, so she sat down and watched a few re-runs of General Hospital. After a while she got hungry, so she decided to help herself to the kitchen. Upon entering the kitchen she found 3 different sized bowls, already on the table, of good nutritionally fortified rice porridge. The first bowl of porridge she found to be too hot, so she threw it out the window, the second was for some reason too cold (most likely improper microwave cooking), which she also threw out, the third bowl was the correct temperature, but after eaching a few bites she realized that porridge is horrible tasting stuff, and threw it out as well. After this endeavor the young girl felt suddenly tired, and thought it a good idea to have a nap, so she retired upstairs and found three different bedrooms. The first two rooms had large, but uncomfortable beds, due to the owners no longer caring for eachother romantically and sleeping seperately. The third room obviously belonged to a horny teenager, because the bed was very comfortable due to the several hundred issues of Playboy and condom wrappers stuffed into the mattress. The young girl laid down in the bed and went to sleep, but after a few minutes she heard a large, gas guzzling, American car come tearing up the driveway. Instinctively and stupidly she covered her head under the blankets instead of bolting from the scene, and soon heard the commotion of multiple persons quite upset downstairs about the state of dissaray. She became quite alarmed when she heard "Let's go upstairs and kill whoever did this!" and then the familiar sound of large bodies tromping up the stairs. After obviously searching the other two rooms the door to the room the girl was in burst open and standing there (oddly enough upright standing) were three very big and angry Kodiak Bears. The girl, quite confused by the appearance of the large animals standing upright and talking, we too stunned and foolish to flee, and was soon torn to pieces by the angry Ursine family in a bloody and vicious scene to grizzly (HA HA!...pun) to detail with such a sick audience as you fellows.
Fin.
(this was posted by KNYTE using Kiwi's account for some reason)
