ERage said:yeah, but both places beat West Virginia. I get depressed every time I drive through that state.
Just slow down and enjoy yourself. Take the upholstery off your seats, lose the hubcaps, break out your windshield, cut the top of the car off, put some bullet holes in the side panels, fill the back seat with trash, soiled diapers, empty cans, and fetid dirty laundry, empty your oil out and leave it empty, and tear off the hood. You'll fit right in.