8. What is marklar?
Marklar is the monetary unit of UselessForums. Southpark aficionados will recognize the term from an episode involving an outcast group of people from North Africa. Marklar can refer to any noun, verb, adjective, pronoun, or word. Watch the episode for further explanation. Outside of UselessForums, marklar is useless. It is debatable as to whether it is useful on the forum. Marklar in the bank earns interest and is safe from thieving bastards.
9. How do I obtain marklar?
You earn marklar from posting. Another member may take pity on you and donate marklar. You may try your hand at robbery if you like and attempt to pillage another member’s marklar. Be warned, if you are not successful you will lose the amount you tried to burgle. You win marklar in the arcade with high scores. Please be gentle with the pengu.
10. What is the Store?
If you are fortunate enough to amass marklar, the Store is where you bank marklar or use marklar for marklar. You may purchase titles, customize your user name, attempt a heist of another member’s marklar, purchase an arcade pass and so on.
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