WTF? Am I watching the Riki Lake show all of the sudden?
OK so I tried that steel cut oats soaked in yogurt in the fridge overnight. Shit is that stuff thick! I don't think I can even get through 1 serving of each and that's only 3/4 cup of substances total! Maybe I shouldn't use greek yogurt next time. Or splash a little soy milk in to thin it out a bit.
Or grape nuts + apple juice.Greek yogurt doesn't have enough moisture for the oatmeal. Also, what the hell are you trying to do? If you want to clean your pipes that badly just have a few glasses of metamucil throughout the day. It's the GI tract equivalent of sending a PIG down an oil pipeline.
thin it out with a load or two of semen