Someone has a case of the mondays

[Syrup Beaver]

Then you have to hit the fucker where it hurts.
Wait untill hes gone then sneak over and clean up his cubicle.

Maybe I'll pay a hobo to do it, I ain't touchin' shit in there

 

[Nyx]

I'm almost out of work to do today, and the day is yet young. I'm thinking about going home. I could get more accomplished there.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Maybe I'll pay a hobo to do it, I ain't touchin' shit in there

clean it with fire

 

[smileynev]

My stomache is a knot at the moment. The little one was sick last week and over the weekend. The wife was sick yesterday and today. I fear that it may also hit me. My only recourse is sepuki.

 

[water]

My stomache is a knot at the moment. The little one was sick last week and over the weekend. The wife was sick yesterday and today. I fear that it may also hit me. My only recourse is sepuki.

A true samurai will be able to make two full-length cuts across his bowels before being beheaded, think you have what it takes?

 

[smileynev]

A true samurai will be able to make two full-length cuts across his bowels before being beheaded, think you have what it takes?

I have a lot of bowel and a miracle blade... I dunno.

 

[CletusJones]

LAWL

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Went to work for 4hours, just got back. It was great, the customers are great, my fellow workers are great.

 

[Onnotangu]

stuck here on a slow day. I need something to play. stupid waitress game is boring.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Went to work for 4hours, just got back. It was great, the customers are great, my fellow workers are great.

Whoah, you have a job now?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Whoah, you have a job now?

Yah I work in a lovely Buddhist store where everyone working there is Buddhist and lovely and forgiving, that and they give a lot of the $$$ to charity. So nice.

 

[fly]

Yah I work in a lovely Buddhist store where everyone working there is Buddhist and lovely and forgiving, that and they give a lot of the $$$ to charity. So nice.

Pics of you with a nametag on or somethin?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Pics of you with a nametag on or somethin?

Yeah, just a nametag

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Pics of you with a nametag on or somethin?

Actually I don't have one. They all HAVE them but I've never seen one on someone. Fuck nametags.

 

[fly]

Then just pics of you at work plz. thx

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Then just pics of you at work plz. thx

Why? Don't believe I have a job or sumthin? If you reeeally want a pic of me just sitting behind the counter or in the back room or something it could be arranged, with a lot of hastle.

 

[thrawn]

Why? Don't believe I have a job or sumthin? If you reeeally want a pic of me just sitting behind the counter or in the back room or something it could be arranged, with a lot of hastle.

*hassle

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

*hassle

K.

I can't be bothered to ask a friend to come in my store and take a pic of me, it would be embarassing. I'll bring home a nametag tomorrow.

 

[fly]

K.

I can't be bothered to ask a friend to come in my store and take a pic of me, it would be embarassing. I'll bring home a nametag tomorrow.

Awww fine.

 

[wr3kt]

If I were to kick you in the nuts, think you won't feel your headache?