Pics somebody is in my room.... Oh wait, its my sister. Naked.

[APRIL]

Cicada killers fuck my shit up WAY more than tarantulas in my bedroom. Both creep me out, but the wasp fucker raises the hackles on my neck and speaks to my primal urge to burn my entire house down just to make sure it's dead.

It is a bug. Try to remember that.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Have you ever been stung by one? It's like G-Shock just zeroed in on you with a Lapua.

 

[APRIL]

Have you ever been stung by one? It's like G-Shock just zeroed in on you with a Lapua.

Nope, because they don't smell fear on me. Hmpf!

 

[Duke]

Nope, because they don't smell fear on me. Hmpf!

No, they just smell the semen on you.

 

[water]

No, they just smell the semen on you.

On, in, and around.

 

[APRIL]

No, they just smell the semen on you.

Wasps don't like semen? Get outta here!

 

[Wessels]

mom wanted the cat to meet him

which ultimately scared on to my desk

and i couldn't find him before i went to sleep so.... whatev

 

[Onnotangu]

just more proof that the japs are nutjobs

that was a rendering of a typical Japanese mythological monster not what they think women really are.


GJ on that racisim.

 

[Duke]

that was a rendering of a typical Japanese mythological monster not what they think women really are.


GJ on that racisim.

wtf, racism?

Put your card away.

 

[dbzeag]

No, they just smell the semen on you.

Then why the fuck was I bitten?

 

[Duke]

Wasps don't like semen? Get outta here!

When I say 'Let me blast this on your face, Honey'

the wasps are not fooled. They know it's not honey.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Onno acts like he hasn't watched anime for 30 years. Japs be crazy, yo.

 

[APRIL]

mom wanted the cat to meet him

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which ultimately scared on to my desk

http://uselessforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3508&d=1306346190


and i couldn't find him before i went to sleep so.... whatev

What did O'Malley think?

Have you ever seen the movie Arachnophobia?

 

[OzSTEEZ]

When I say 'Let me blast this on your face, Honey'

the wasps are not fooled. They know it's not honey.

Why are you jerking off onto wasps?

 

[OzSTEEZ]

that was a rendering of a typical Japanese mythological monster not what they think women really are.


GJ on that racisim.

Japanese is not a race.

 

[Wessels]

What did O'Malley think?

Have you ever seen the movie Arachnophobia?

he tapped it with his paws a couple times before we dragged him away.

and no i've never seen the movie

 

[APRIL]

he tapped it with his paws a couple times before we dragged him away.

and no i've never seen the movie

You'll never want to sit on another toilet after seeing it. (That's the only thing I remember from the movie... wow the movie is almost as old as you.... 1990)

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Now Chikken will never sleep

I sleep underwater.

 

[dbzeag]

I sleep underwater.

Sleeping on your 80's waterbed does not mean you are sleeping underwater, you beached whale.

 

[APRIL]

I sleep underwater.

You're still not safe.