Some jokes for Thrawn

Three Chinese special forces agents are placed on a remote island for several weeks for survival training. One of them is put in charge of shelter, another in charge mapping the land, and the third is responsible for gathering supplies. As soon as they are left on the island the two in charge of shelter and mapping immediately go to work, the third runs off into the jungle, presumably to gather food, but isn't heard from again for some time.

After two days the other men, now very hungry, decide that their comrade has died and take it upon themselves to gather the things they need to live. They work hard and not only do their own jobs, but are able to amass a respectable amount of supplied food and other necessities as well. The next few weeks pass quickly for them, and soon enough their commanding officers return to the island to evaluate them.

The man in charge of shelter takes them to a well-built house made of bamboo, which the two have lived in during their time there, and his superiors are very impressed with the craftmanship and ingenuity of the structure.

Then the officers take a look at the second man's map, and are thrilled to see its accuracy and composition. The island is clearly drawn, water, forest, beach and the like are all marked. There are even elevation markings showing the islands topography.

Finally the officers ask about the man in charge of the supplies, to which the two say they have not seen their entire trip, and the officers decide they must discover what happened to this man. A search party is formed and the search begins. For several hours the group cuts through harsh jungle and treks across the island, they just about to give up hope when suddenly the third man drops from a tree right in front of the commander and yells...

"SUPPLIES!!!!!"

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