I will fuck you till you love me faggot
Try saying "Hello"
5% as you know the fastest way to this cold cold heart is through a hardy dose of giving and taking a joke.
Same.
Or get me drunk.
I miss getting drunk. These days I fall asleep before the majority of the liquor kicks in.
Is it the old age, bad liver, or both?
Hear then one about the homeless vet that drowned? What an idiot amirite?no u hunt the people who think it is okay to attack homeless
Hear then one about the homeless vet that drowned? What an idiot amirite?
you wouldn't say that to mike tysons face
you wouldn't say that to mike tysons face
Tyson's also a vegan these days i hear, someone throw bacon at him pls. And film it.Hey Mike's a good buddy of mine.
And he doesn't like to be called buddy, pal!
Tyson's also a vegan these days i hear, someone throw bacon at him pls. And film it.
Tyson's also a vegan these days i hear, someone throw bacon at him pls. And film it.
Holy shitThere was a bridge in the town I used to live in that people would accidentally jump off of and fall to their death. About once a year. People would try to cross from the eastbound to the westbound side of this bridge. At night it looks like you simply hop the median and get to the other side. problem was, there was a gap between the medians on either side... about 3 feet. So people would hop the first one and fall straight through the gap, falling about 300 ft to the ground below. Finally, after a few times they decided to fill in the gap with concrete. No one has died since, but dumb people gonna dumb.