Thread Some dummy drowned in my city today

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well it was a kid so they are not to blame but their parents are dumb fucks. I was at the beach and the police were out with boats searching for the body.

It is always idiots from out of state too. They think just because it is called "lake" michigan that isn't dangerous because they have lakes too. These idiots don't realize how dangerous the current can be. We get multiple bodies every summer and i live in a small city
 
King Wickie said:
well it was a kid so they are not to blame but their parents are dumb fucks. I was at the beach and the police were out with boats searching for the body.

It is always idiots from out of state too. They think just because it is called "lake" michigan that isn't dangerous because they have lakes too. These idiots don't realize how dangerous the current can be. We get multiple bodies every summer and i live in a small city
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you need to go back to NN... your light has dimmed here.
 
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King Wickie said:
well it was a kid so they are not to blame but their parents are dumb fucks. I was at the beach and the police were out with boats searching for the body.

It is always idiots from out of state too. They think just because it is called "lake" michigan that isn't dangerous because they have lakes too. These idiots don't realize how dangerous the current can be. We get multiple bodies every summer and i live in a small city
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There was a bridge in the town I used to live in that people would accidentally jump off of and fall to their death. About once a year. People would try to cross from the eastbound to the westbound side of this bridge. At night it looks like you simply hop the median and get to the other side. problem was, there was a gap between the medians on either side... about 3 feet. So people would hop the first one and fall straight through the gap, falling about 300 ft to the ground below. Finally, after a few times they decided to fill in the gap with concrete. No one has died since, but dumb people gonna dumb.
 
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Some dummy decided to drive around Philly shooting homeless people with a paintball marker. Now you can't buy paintball markers in the city. Dummies ruin everything.
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Everyone knows you have to hunt the homeless on foot.
 
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