WTF Social Networking has run amok.

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I have my sources.

 

[Sarcasmo]

If Earth was a computer, I would reboot it.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

If Earth was a computer, I would reboot it.

Get some Vogons on the phone.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Get some Vogons on the phone.

MY EARS

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Ode to a lump of green putty I found in my armpit...

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

*grabs towel and wishes for the best*

 

[b_sinning]

Your spending is already tracked by all those nifty discount cards we all have on our keychains.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Your spending is already tracked by all those nifty discount cards we all have on our keychains.

Thankfully, that gets me mega discounts on pet food.

 

[Coqui]

Your spending is already tracked by all those nifty discount cards we all have on our keychains.

But why would your friends need to know about it.

 

[eileenbunny]

But why would your friends need to know about it.

So that your friends can know how cool you are because you can afford a bunch of useless crap.

 

[my little brony]

$624.11 -Shhh! Don't Tell Momma

 

[Syrup Beaver]

So that your friends can know how cool you are because you can afford a bunch of useless crap.

People might be less inclined to buy stupid stuff if their friends will laugh at them.

But you're probably right.

 

[my little brony]

amok!

 

[kiwi]

BRB, off to register my credit card number on some random sight. Inputting mother's maiden name and my social security number now as well.

 

[JAXvillain]

People might be less inclined to buy stupid stuff if their friends will laugh at them.

But you're probably right.

or it could become a battle royale of the idly rich over who can waste the most money on the stupidest shit. paris and lohan square off

 

[eileenbunny]

or it could become a battle royale of the idly rich over who can waste the most money on the stupidest shit. paris and lohan square off

What's really scary is that THIS is the sort of thing that will become a top news item in the near future. It'll be as exciting as the OJ Simpson trial.

 

[Duke]

BRB, off to register my credit card number on some random sight. Inputting mother's maiden name and my social security number now as well.

I offer a service where for only $49.99, we can do that for you.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Steam
Fry's
Murphy's Deli (lunch spot downstairs)
Valero
Sonic

Rinse and repeat

 

[Syrup Beaver]

or it could become a battle royale of the idly rich over who can waste the most money on the stupidest shit. paris and lohan square off

They already do that though, don't they?

 

[JAXvillain]

They already do that though, don't they?

yes but not in such an overt attention whoring manner