WTF Social Networking has run amok.

What are the stalkers going to do when dumpster diving becomes pointless?

A company will come along and market a retro dumpster diving service to make it popular again. "Tired of sifting through keyloggers and terabits of useless, boring broadcasts? Try one of our prepackaged bags of assorted receipts and trash! You supply your favorite subject's personal info, we supply the fun!"