So...

You don't date women under 25. You just keep setting up times to meet for sex. When the times you get together wind up not resulting in sex, you should stop setting up times to meet.

Simple formula.
 
did you at least get to touch her boob?

Yes, among other parts.

Was she mental? Is that why you threw her out?

I believe that may be part of it.



Nope, sorry to disappoint ;)


stinky snatch

Actually, a little, but that wasn't the rationale.


He's pulling chicks

edited to make more appropriate


i couldn't do it if i wanted to

:lol:

edited to make true

You kicked her out afterwards right?? right??

for her


Was she a groupie from a show?

No


Are you sure she's 23? Did you verify ID? Get her to sign the release forms and get them notarized?

Maybe 24, no forms


This that same one from that other night?

No
 
Women under 25 are good for almost nothing. No self esteem, no meaningful employment, no sexual experience, no book smarts, no street smarts, can't cook, don't like to dirty their nails cleaning.
 
Women under 25 are good for almost nothing. No self esteem, no meaningful employment, no sexual experience, no book smarts, no street smarts, can't cook, don't like to dirty their nails cleaning.

you're showing your age, darth
 
Women under 25 are good for almost nothing. No self esteem, no meaningful employment, no sexual experience, no book smarts, no street smarts, can't cook, don't like to dirty their nails cleaning.

I'm 26 and all I have in that list is self esteem and sex experience. :(