Thread So you won half a billion. Now what?

I'm dumb for spending all of my time masturbating to your Facebook profile pics? Fine, Carys. Consider my pants zipped.
 
Damn lottery. You have to join every office pool, theres no choice. Not because you want to win, but because you know in the offhand chance they win, you'll be left with all thier damn work.
 
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