Jimmycrackcorn
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I got 99 problems, but my bitch, and kitty threads, aren't oneHoly fawk ahahaaaa
I got 99 problems, but my bitch, and kitty threads, aren't oneHoly fawk ahahaaaa
I got 99 problems, but my bitch, and kitty threads, aren't one
slapped her around with a wet trout?
Oh fuck.My UPS driver paid a few thousand dollars on some website to pick out a Filipino wife, fly over and meet her, get married, and bring her back here. Everyone thought he was bullshitting until he came back a few weeks later with a ton of pics and his new bride. 3 month later his new wife was pregnant. After the baby was born he paid for her mother to move over here to help with the baby. A year later, after having an American born baby, her citizenship, and her mom here she divorced him.
wut?Dan dutch opened me pretty early on in our relationship. Still one of his favorite memories
We were stunned ! He use to live a few blocks away from me and shortly after the baby was born I actually ran into them at a neighborhood festival. She was cute, in her early 20's, and acted like she didn't speak a lick of English. Supposedly she became fluent in the language when it wad time to file for divorce!Oh fuck.
A company I worked at had an IT guy there that did the same thing in Guam (I think). They are still together even though she seems annoyed and exasperated with him all the time.
your ups driver is a liar. Citizenship, even with a kid, and married, still takes three years.My UPS driver paid a few thousand dollars on some website to pick out a Filipino wife, fly over and meet her, get married, and bring her back here. Everyone thought he was bullshitting until he came back a few weeks later with a ton of pics and his new bride. 3 month later his new wife was pregnant. After the baby was born he paid for her mother to move over here to help with the baby. A year later, after having an American born baby, her citizenship, and her mom here she divorced him.
Well....they got divorced not too long after the baby was born and she is still in this country with the kid and mother.your ups driver is a liar. Citizenship, even with a kid, and married, still takes three years.
Ah, that's probably what he meant. obviously he's not the sharpest tool in the shed.green card is a lot quicker, but thats not citizenship thats probably it.
It says dutch opened. I don't proofread, but I'm a woman so it's okay. I'm allowed.I read dutch opened
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We need to never meat again.Ive never met anyone from online