So, yesterday was my birthday

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And it got me wondering, why do we celebrate birthdays? Is it another excuse for hallmark to exploit people for nothing. Fucking card company..

Converse.

Also, I'm getting a new camera, what kind should it be? Cannon, Nikon or what?
 
Drool-Boy said:
I have one made out of sassafras. It almost sings when it makes contact,
I need some sassafras oil. Can you squeeze it really tight and milk it.

/illegal drug manufacturing joke that wasn't funny, even in my head
 
I think birthdays were originally celebrated because the fragility of life hundreds of years ago meant that they were more rare.