so who's gonna fill up their tanks today?

[fly]

Oracle 11i applications DBA\Senior Developer\Analyst\Instructor\PM -

Just kidding I didn't really say 'huh'? That would NOT be professional. I gave a intelligent response and the conversation flowed. This is the least desirable project I am involved in.

They relocated me to Dallas to be the DBA but then laid off a bunch of developers and I inherited their projects - argh.

I fucking hate Oracle. Them and their non-standard client installs. omg

 

[Syrup Beaver]

yeah it's still departemental loss and if the department isn't doing well there's no bonus, raises, etc

So they have to sell more drugs, no big deal *shrug*

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I fucking hate Oracle. Them and their non-standard client installs. omg

Oracle keeps me indirectly employed with all the crazy storage requests

 

[fly]

Bullshit it is. Apparently you failed economics 101.

Back in reality, everyone is going to do it. Especially after we (I) didn't do it after Katrina and got buttfucked at the pump.

 

[simple]

Bullshit it is. Apparently you failed economics 101.

Economics says that less demand will drop the price

Common sense says that not enough people are gonna not buy gas to lessen the demand because either people suck and/or have to commute to work and/or bought SUVs etc etc etc

 

[fly]

societal collapse

Pretty much. I wont even be able to drive to the Chikken Ranch.

 

[APRIL]

Bullsh*t it is. Apparently you failed economics 101.

Economics was probably the only course in highschool that I had a perfect score on.

 

[fly]

Oracle keeps me indirectly employed with all the crazy storage requests

They keep me angry cause they use this shitty java "universal installer" to install their crap, making it next to impossible to script.

 

[simple]

Economics was probably the only course in highschool that I had a perfect score on.

you still have two more years of high school to complete though, you never know you could do better in a future class

 

[Syrup Beaver]

They keep me angry cause they use this shitty java "universal installer" to install their crap, making it next to impossible to script.

I FUCKING HATE JAVA *HEAD EXPLODES*

 

[simple]

come on guys, java isn't so bad, it's javascript that needs to suck my dick

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Pretty much. I wont even be able to drive to the Chikken Ranch.

I'm going to start keeping four 5 gallon cans in the car so I can make it there

 

[fly]

I FUCKING HATE JAVA *HEAD EXPLODES*

yeah, imagine an entire installer based on it. Now imagine a java installer that is 200+ MB.

 

[fly]

come on guys, java isn't so bad, it's javascript that needs to suck my dick

javascript is awesome for web stuff. java is good for... SHITTING ON

 

[Syrup Beaver]

yeah, imagine an entire installer based on it. Now imagine a java installer that is 200+ MB.

*PIECE OF SPLATTERED CEREBRUM TWITCHES*

 

[Sarcasmo]

Oracle 11i applications DBA\Senior Developer\Analyst\Instructor\PM -

Just kidding I didn't really say 'huh'? That would NOT be professional. I gave a intelligent response and the conversation flowed. This is the least desirable project I am involved in.

They relocated me to Dallas to be the DBA but then laid off a bunch of developers and I inherited their projects - argh.

So you're one o' them smart chicks, huh? That's hot.

 

[Sarcasmo]

you still have two more years of high school to complete though, you never know you could do better in a future class

 

[theacoustician]

Economics was probably the only course in highschool that I had a perfect score on.

Then you should understand that creating a demand spike by panic is only going to be a self fulfilling prophecy for increased prices. Since supply is capped by the number/capacity of the refineries, not only will you drive prices up but you'll create shortages to boot.

If people don't panic and only fill up when they actually need to, we can keep from hitting the supply cap and we'll be ok.

 

[simple]

javascript is awesome for web stuff. java is good for... SHITTING ON

we're gonna have to agree to disagree on this one

 

[gottoys?]

They keep me angry cause they use this sh*tty java "universal installer" to install their crap, making it next to impossible to script.

Oracle and storage = insane

Orace Installer = our pc help desk here have NEVER been able to give a clean install. I have to constantly clean up after them - argh.

gas sucks let's work from home!