Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
KNYTE said:Kiwi's sister is worse than this.
She's so picky and deluded about what she wants that she doesn't even speak to most guys.
She's 29 and won't date someone older than 33 because they're too old, but also won't date anyone younger than 27 because they're too young and immature. She won't date someone who doesn't have her exact same "standards of life", yada yada yada. I honestly think that in her mind her absolutely perfect prince charming will one day ride up on his white horse, knock on her door, and take her away from it all to his castle in the sky.
It's counter-productive and foolish IMO.
hay , I know someone just like that!
She could pretty much have any guy she wants, but none seem to be suitable.
I still have 50$ says shes a closet lesbian.