Baby So, what would happen if...

[Coqui]

Some days you simply have to play the heavy on UF.

 

[Amstel]

What might get you noticed:

550 lbs of fertilizer
20 milwaukee fuel canisters
10 propane tanks.

only because the minimum wage cashier sees a note on the screen saying "MANAGER APPROVAL NEEDED"


I was at home depot the other day & the total was something .02 so I pull out a $20 & by the time I give her the .02 she's already completed the transaction. She takes the .02 and looks at me like 'look fucker, do I look like I can do math?'

 

[Valve1138]

only because the minimum wage cashier sees a note on the screen saying "MANAGER APPROVAL NEEDED"


I was at home depot the other day & the total was something .02 so I pull out a $20 & by the time I give her the .02 she's already completed the transaction. She takes the .02 and looks at me like 'look fucker, do I look like I can do math?'

Your mistake was handing her the 20 first.

 

[MacG]

Fucking ametour hour.


1) Always use cash. Do not leave any digital foot print.

2) Do not buy everything at once from one shop.

3) Never, EVER go...


You know what, if you're good at something never do it for free.

Call me if you need a professional.

I'm not cheap, but think about this:

This is your asshole: o

This is your asshole in prison: O

 

[peanut]

Some days you simply have to play the heavy on UF.