So what are your plans for today?

[Coqui]

I love my dead, gay, son

Glad someone knew it

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Glad someone knew it

Christian and Winona's finest movie

 

[APRIL]

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw

This came to mind...

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard

 

[Coqui]

This came to mind...

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Fick mich, du
Miserabler hurensohn
Du miserabler hurensohn
Fick mich, du
Miserabler hurensohn
Streck ihn aus
Streck aus deinen
Heissen gelockten
Streck ihn aus
Streck aus deinen
Heissen gelockten
Streck ihn aus
Streck aus deinen
Heissen gelockten
Schwanz
Ah-ee-ahee-ahhhhh!
Mach es sehr schnell
Rein und raus
Magisches schwein
Mach es sehr schnell
Rein und raus
Magisches schwein
Bis es spritzt, spritzt,
Spritzt, spritzt
Feuer!
Bis es spritzt, spritzt,
Spritzt, spritzt
Feuer!
Aber beklecker nicht
Das sofa, sofa!
Aber beklecker nicht
Das sofa, sofa!
Aber beklecker nicht
Das sofa, sofa!
Aber beklecker nicht
Das sofa, sofa!

 

[APRIL]

Fick mich, du

Du hast?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Sitting in a bunker here behind my wall
Waiting for the worms to come
In perfect isolation here behind my wall
Waiting for the worms to come
Waiting to cut out the deadwood
Waiting to clean up the city
Waiting to follow the worms
Waiting to put on a black shirt
Waiting to weed out the weaklings
Waiting to smash in their windows
And kick in their doors
Waiting for the final solution
To strengthen the strain
Waiting to follow the worms
Waiting to turn on the showers
And fire the ovens
Waiting for the queers and the coons
And the reds and the Jews
Waiting to follow the worms
Would you like to see Britannia
Rule again my friend
All you have to do is follow the worms
Would you like to send our coloured cousins
Home again my friend
All you need to do is follow the worms.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Du hast?

Fuck me, you ugly son
Of a bitch
You ugly son of a bitch
Fuck me, you ugly son
Of a bitch
Stick it out
Stick out yer
Hot curly weenie
Stick it out
Stick out yer
Hot curly weenie
Stick it out
Stick out yer
Hot curly weenie
Weenie...weenie,
Weenie, weenie!

Make it go fast
In and out,
(in and out)
Magical pig

Make it go fast
In and out,
(in and out)
Magical pig

Till it squirts, squirts,
Squirts, squirts
Fire

Till it squirts, squirts,
Squirts, squirts
Fire

Don't get no jizz
Upon that sofa, sofa
Don't get no jizz
Upon that sofa, sofa
Don't get no jizz
Upon that sofa, sofa
Don't get no jizz
Upon that sofa, sofa

 

[APRIL]

Umm... there's jizz on the sofa dude.

 

[Nyx]

...just when I think my life is about as weird as it can get, I come here and feel soooo much closer to normal

 

[ieholly]

i have to turn in hw
study for a quiz in my game theory class
take the quiz
then go to work
then dinner!

 

[Harper]

work til 5
try to finish graphics hw
go for a run or help my friend with her web site hw
dinner
go to this gay ass 'creative expressions' thing (ugh...)
go see a flick

 

[b_sinning]

Work then go home and do the family thing.

I need a vacation. I think I'm starting to go insane.

 

[CletusJones]

i cleaned off my desk and found a $5 gift card to target. if you scratch it, it smells like bananas. i may go to target on lunch and make a small purchase.

 

[Millions]

Took the day off! My first in the last 6 months.

Going to:
- Wash my car
- Clean my apartment
- Wash some clothes
- Visit my parents
- See Sin City

Then hopefully tomorrow
- Get laid ...hence the car, clothes and apartment washing.

 

[theacoustician]

Took the day off! My first in the last 6 months.

Going to:
- Wash my car
- Clean my apartment
- Wash some clothes
- Visit my parents
- See Sin City

Then hopefully tomorrow
- Get laid

Sin City was

 

[Millions]

Sin City was

So I hear. Now if I could only get laid while watching Sin City. Hrmmm.......