So, the Flu shot made me sick

[ItsOnlyBree]

oooooooooh you wanna know if bree is a HOUSEWIFE.

no. shes not.
Casper wont allow that.

That fucking jerk. We have 15 children and counting and he STILL wants me to wait tables.

 

[ItsOnlyBree]

yeah! cuz thats soooooooo easy!
fuck why didnt i think of that? why didnt the rest of the world and every human in the history of humans and gods green earth think of this.

bree. u are brilliant.

I know it's hard, BUT WASH THAT BROTHER'S HANDS.

 

[plot]

just cause she's with a white dude doesnt mean his parents are rich and she's gonna hit payday.

 

[snoogit]

just cause she's with a white dude doesnt mean his parents are rich and she's gonna hit payday.

Shes like a regular old Laura Swisher!

 

[Casper]

That fucking jerk. We have 15 children and counting and he STILL wants me to wait tables.

I initially wanted you to dance on tables, but there are maximum load issues.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

just cause she's with a white dude doesnt mean his parents are rich and she's gonna hit payday.

Oh boy, I guess they didn't tell you then.

 

[Casper]

just cause she's with a white dude doesnt mean his parents are rich and she's gonna hit payday.

That's right! Black Gentlemen™ can't own property anyway!

 

[Casper]

rumor has it that casper is a golden boy.

Copper. You're gold.

 

[snoogit]

just cause she's with a white dude doesnt mean his parents are rich and she's gonna hit payday.

Didn't you know that when a white guy brings anything but a white girl to his parents they immediately cut him from the will?


True Story.

 

[Casper]

He is actually gold. I think his dad owns Seattle. Don't quote me on it, though.

 

[b_sinning]

They typically tell you that you might suffer mild flu like symptoms after getting the flu shot. At least every ime I've gotten one they say that.

 

[Casper]

I've had the flu 3 times this year and missed 4 weeks of work in total, so fuck it. I'm not getting a goddamned flu shot.

 

[ItsOnlyBree]

I've had the flu 3 times this year and missed 4 weeks of work in total, so fuck it. I'm not getting a goddamned flu shot.

Because you have a sensitive tummy

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Damn guys, why have some of your had multiple flu shots? Just lie in bed and enjoy watching reruns.

 

[Coqui]

you didn't really change your name on UF?

and wtf did you expect from the flu shot? it's a weakened flu virus that your immune system should easily be able to attack and take out. if they messed up though, or your immune system sucks, you get full blown flu.

The flu vaccine doesn't contain a single strain of active flu virus. It's all dead.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I thought the whole point of a vaccine was you get injected with a small dose of the actual illness?

 

[Coqui]

I thought the whole point of a vaccine was you get injected with a small dose of the actual illness?

Depends on the vaccine.

In the case of the flu vaccine, they kill every strain of the flu. It is impossible to get the flu from the vaccine.

 

[snoogit]

Damn guys, why have some of your had multiple flu shots? Just lie in bed and enjoy watching reruns.

because in America, unless you're in a union your job is as safe as being in a bear cage.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Sucks to be you.

 

[Coqui]

d*mn guys, why have some of your had multiple flu shots? Just lie in bed and enjoy watching reruns.

Why lie in bed when all it takes is a bath and you're good to go?