so the boy discovered captain winkey the other day

[CletusJones]

I wonder , on average, what age people STOP masturbating.

never!

 

[simple]

never!

get a fucking scab [ADMIN EDIT], you won't beat off for weeks I promise

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

Kids crack me up!!!

I honestly dont think I started masturbating until I was at least 18 or 19 years old. It's only been a few years since I discovered what the bits can do.

 

[simple]

Kids crack me up!!!

I honestly dont think I started masturbating until I was at least 18 or 19 years old. It's only been a few years since I discovered what the bits can do.

DROOL

 

[fly]

Kids crack me up!!!

I honestly dont think I started masturbating until I was at least 18 or 19 years old. It's only been a few years since I discovered what the bits can do.

really?

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

really?

Yup.

 

[b_sinning]

She's been making up for lost time lately.

 

[simple]

Fuxx is so hot right now

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

She's been making up for lost time lately.

I did just get married

 

[JAXvillain]

finkle is einhorn and einhorn is finkle??

 

[itburnswhenipee]

finkle is einhorn and einhorn is finkle??

If that's not a line from a Mel Brooks movie it sure as hell should be.

 

[JAXvillain]

If that's not a line from a Mel Brooks movie it sure as hell should be.

it's from ace ventura as is "captain winkey"

 

[water]

Since this is the only thread involving kids...

 

[kiwi]

Since this is the only thread involving kids...

I don't like you right now.








You aren't getting sex tonight.












Or tomorrow.

 

[water]

I don't like you right now.

You aren't getting sex tonight.


Or tomorrow.

Oh we'll see about that...

 

[ZRH]

Wow, this is totally not the thread I wanted to read today.

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

I don't like you right now.

You aren't getting sex tonight.

Or tomorrow.

Hopefully you have a good vibrator

 

[theacoustician]

I don't like you right now.

You aren't getting sex tonight.

Or tomorrow.

You're going to cut his hands off?

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

You're going to cut his hands off?

handcuff him to the bed.
At first he'll think you're getting kinky, then walk away and go eat some chocolate.

 

[kiwi]

handcuff him to the bed.
At first he'll think you're getting kinky, then walk away and go eat some chocolate.

Oooh, I like this idea.