So, sleeman...

smileynev said:
You sick fucker, thats where you eat your cereal from, too.
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k so get this

last night i had your shaving cream can up my butt sitting on your bed...

i was using your hairbrush to clean the tip of my urethra (oh man, i wonder how so much stuff gets in there)

ANYH00....so i was cleaning and i shot a load right into my belly button, and i was like not expecting it....so i stuck your knob from the microwave onto the whole mess and it like stuck there! the mancream dried by now i think cuz i can't get it off :(

sorry...you'll have to use the pliars to turn the microwave on for now.
 
sleeman said:
k so get this

last night i had your shaving cream can up my butt sitting on your bed...

i was using your hairbrush to clean the tip of my urethra (oh man, i wonder how so much stuff gets in there)

ANYH00....so i was cleaning and i shot a load right into my belly button, and i was like not expecting it....so i stuck your knob from the microwave onto the whole mess and it like stuck there! the mancream dried by now i think cuz i can't get it off :(

sorry...you'll have to use the pliars to turn the microwave on for now.
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Not again...:rolleyes:
 
sleeman said:
meh
last time i had used that knob as a buttplug for our poodle...which gave him a stiffie, and .....

sry, this is UF not M.
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Its okay. Poodles are accepted discussion material here.
 
sleeman said:
have you ever shoved your hamster up the p00dle's butt?
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I might consider it if I could find the little bugger. Have you seen him. And what happened to all the saran wrap?
 
wow that's pretty shitty of you sleeman, but I seem to remember your antics at the last million man march - bottling up all of the chilli scented shit from the porta-potties and stashing them up gaping holes of women who had just birthed - thinking it would make a good casserole if we let mold settle on to them after 3 years - man that was a weak dish at last week's battered children's cook off festival, I don't know how the fuck you scored first prize, maybe it's because you've slept with almost everyone there
 
theacoustician said:
Elpmis is funny today, smileynev is funny today ... wtf is going on? Someone call Satan and see if he broke out the parka.
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satan doesn't put on cold weather gear until people start laughing at the shit you post
 
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